Burn in HELL!
Nov. 19th, 2003 01:06 amSo. It's always good to start the day off by hearing that you're going to hell.
Especially if your response is, "It's only 9 am. How could I possibly be going to hell just yet? I mean, really, at least give me until noon."
Yeah. So we had a Pentecostal lady come to religion class. I kept waiting for her to get to all the cool parts-- faith healing, being moved by the spirit, Jesus loves you. But no. It was a constant barrage of death death death hell.
You're going to hell.
You're human. And hopelessly flawed. Also? Going to hell.
You practice another religion? You're still going to hell. Me especially, since I (and Hindus, apparently) worship demons.
You're a good person, you say? Doesn't matter. HELL!
( Pentecostals confuddle me. )
Especially if your response is, "It's only 9 am. How could I possibly be going to hell just yet? I mean, really, at least give me until noon."
Yeah. So we had a Pentecostal lady come to religion class. I kept waiting for her to get to all the cool parts-- faith healing, being moved by the spirit, Jesus loves you. But no. It was a constant barrage of death death death hell.
You're going to hell.
You're human. And hopelessly flawed. Also? Going to hell.
You practice another religion? You're still going to hell. Me especially, since I (and Hindus, apparently) worship demons.
You're a good person, you say? Doesn't matter. HELL!
( Pentecostals confuddle me. )