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[sihayadesigns]

I have two more pages to go. Please, someone, amuse me. Keep me awake. I beg of you.

I will finish this paper before 2 am. I have to. I'll go insane just sitting here, staring at the screen. And god, I want cheese. It's the weirdest thing. I need some cheese. Like, now. But I can't have cheese until I finish this godforsaken paper. So hrgmh.



Also, Bridge, I got your letter. I haven't had time to decipher it fully just yet, although I'm now reading with some fluency. :)

And anyone in the area who's interested:: I have a madrigals performance tomorrow night. Free, 7pm, McDaniel Lounge @ McDaniel College.

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[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

[juggles]

[nnnuts.livejournal.com]

take care

[sihaya09.livejournal.com]

Honestly, Mike, it's not personal. I'm pairing down my list because I haven't had a PC in my room for the last month and I haven't been able to keep up with my friendslist at all. I'll probably add you back when I get my computer back.

[http://users.livejournal.com/jae_/]

How about some little kid cuteness? My gf's 6 year old nephew learned a little rhyme today that he kept repeating over and over...

Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on his mother, every time he hit a bump he got a little brother.

It's a lot funnier coming from a 6 year old's mouth. hehe

An attempt at amusing you.

[matrixleap.livejournal.com]

One day, an elderly man is standing on the corner awaiting the traffic light to change so he can walk. Within moments, a staggeringly beautiful woman walks next to him and waits for the same light to change to walk. He looks to her and smiles the way that an elderly man smiles and begins to converse with the young lady.

After conversing, he leans in and asks her, "Would you have a night of wild sex with me for a million dollars?"

The woman, a little shocked, none-the-less accepts the offer with the wild thoughts of what she can buy.

The old man, nodding and smiling to himself leans back a little and continues by asking, "Well my dear, would you have a night of wild sex with me for ONE dollar?"

Agahst, the woman stammers and pouts and becomes red with anger, and yells at the elderly gentleman, "ONE Dollar?!?!? What the Hell do you think I am???"

Again, the old man smiles and leans back in to the beautiful woman and says, "Well, we've already established WHAT you are...now we are merely negotiating."


=)

~D.

[ex-grow542.livejournal.com]

this should amuse you, if you haven't already seen it:

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

[thetenthshadow.livejournal.com]

What do you get when you cross a dislexic, an agnostic and an insomniac into one guy?
A man who lies awake at night, wondering if there's a dog.

:)